All the things no one is going to read or care about

Well, i know all 3 of you were really hoping to get to know me better. That time has come and is now. You're welcome to hold this knowledge against me, just because it would make me feel special that you actually read some of this. Look forward to posts this great every week fetchers.

Name: Michael William Ellis
Nickname: Mikey, Spokes, Michelobe, Leonard, smokey chops, The Tayhoo kid, the list could go on
Single or Taken: I am single, ladies
Sex: Male
Birthday: February 10, 1987
Sign: AQUARIUS
Siblings: I have 3 older brothers and ZERO sisters
Hair color: BROWN
Eye color: an explosive blue color, I invite most of you who read this to gaze deeply in them and see if you don’t smile with excitement
Shoe size: I am currently wearing 11
Height: 6 FEET
What are you wearing right now: Brown shoes, black socks, a belt, the same jeans I always wear and a shirt that I wore on a pioneer trek when I was a wee lad. This was originally my brothers shirt. I’ve kept it strong for a good 7 years
Righty or lefty: RIGHTY
Can you make a quid change right now: I had no idea what this meant so I took a minute and looked it up. A quid is a British pound and/or some tobacco, so I assume its asking if I have enough change to make a pound. So I looked up what the equivilant would be for my American self. Currently it takes about $1.80 to make a pound. I have no change on me… so…no I can not make a quid of change right now.
Relationships ------------------------------------------
Who are your closest friends?: My roommates
Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?: Neither actually.
Best place to go for a date: Well, here is a little bit of truth for you, I haven’t been on a date in a long time and they’ve always been double or group dates, I’ve never gone on a date straight one on one style. Some might say I am a coward or an obedient follower of the prophet, I’d agree with whichever. So, the last date I remember was a hot double that included a batting cage and watching of the hit movie “School of Rock.” I’d like very much to recreate that shoot.
Fashion Stuff------------------------------------------
Where is your favourite place to shop: Deseret Industries, by far
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? CTR on my chest, just right between the nipples. Ask to see it!
What is your favourite item of clothing you have? I am the proud owner of a Delta Skyteam shirt that was awarded to me because my luggage was lost. It was worth it, I love that little guy
Faves------------------------------------------
Color: BLUE
Number: 7
Food: My pantry would have you believe that it is tuna and oatmeal, but that is not true. I love Mexican food and tuna and oatmeal are seldom in your standard Mexican recipe
Subject in school: Ever? My seventh grade history class was wonderful. Mr. Olsen did a great job. He taught me what gams are. I love me a set of gams.
Animal: humans
Drink: I do like Inca Cola.
Celebrity: Timothy Treadwell, you may remember him from your favorite movie-Grizzly Man- if you don’t know him, you watch that movie with me, you watch it and you love it.
Sports: Basketball- it’s the only one I pretend to play
Meat: Chicken
Fruit: Delicious plums, I don’t like them too tart though, my poor mouth can’t handle the too tart stuff, I’m a bit of a pansy that way
Place to visit: Home, I guess. I feel like I don’t really visit there, I just go there. Home is my favorite place to go. Home to my family. My family is not a place, but I put home as a synonym for family so I like to visit my family in the home.
Month: December
Singer: Devin Shipp
Shows: Jeopardy. I just can not get enough of that
Juice: Apple
Finger: I know that people will argue with me here, but I love my thumbs, they are gorgeous. I was actually a thumb model for quite some time. I have scars on both of them now so my career is over. It was wonderful while it lasted and I still love them, more than the other fingers
Ice Cream: I’m actually not a big fan of ice cream, but my favorite flavor would have to be Chocolate chip cookie dough. I think I like it because of the cookie dough
Breakfast: the standard pancake/French toast thing which generally comes with hash browns and eggs and some sort of breakfast meat.
Perfume: Anything Tommy Hilfiger. I love to smell like not my natural self
Have You Ever------------------------------------------
Given anyone a bath: I have not. Still looking for someone to say yes to that
Smoked: no
Bungee jumped: no
Broken the law: very much so
Made yourself throw-up: have I induced vomiting? I suppose I have. I did things that led me to vomit so I guess in essense I “made myself throw-up” There was a Saturday we were feeling invincible so some friends and I each got a bag of circus peanuts and a 2 litter soda of our choice. Then we drank ourselves merry and ate circus peanuts. I vomited several times very soon after consuming and then through out the night. I missed a church dance that night. I wonder at times if I missed meeting the woman of my dreams because of that.
Been in the opposite sex's washroom: oh gosh yes, I’ve cleaned them, I’ve hid in them, I’ve used them for their main purpose, I’ve done it all. Everything that can be done there, I’ve done it. Everything, absolutely everything
Eaten a dog biscuit: no, I feel like I have not had the opportunity to eat a dog biscuit. Would I if the chance arose? I’m not sure. I’d like to think that I would not eat that dog biscuit. But how hungry was I when I had the chance? Very? I believe if I was starving I would eat that biscuit. Eat it and enjoy it. Thank you.
Put your tongue on a frozen pole: Pole-no, that bar that keeps food from falling out of the freezer on some refrigerator models-yes. It’s true what they say about those cold metal things.
Broken a bone: no
Played truth or dare: Oh yes, not too long ago even. That is a game that goes down hill quickly so I think a lot of us shy away from it. And when we don’t shy away from it we don’t ask the hard questions, we kind of wimp out and such.
Been in a physical fight: Physical- yes. Fist-no. Is there a difference? I feel so
Been in a police car: On my mission
Been on a plane: yes
Been in a sauna: yes in the holiday inn party dome thing. Its called something like that. How can I be expected to remember?!!?!?!? OKAY?! Gosh…
Been in a hot tub: yes
Swam in the ocean: indeed I have
Fallen asleep in school: multiple times.
SEVERAL QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN REMOVED HERE BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST PLAIN DIRTY AND INCRIMINATING. I WILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT…ask me privately those of you who wish to know. ; )
Broken someone's heart: I don’t think that I have, but there are occasions when you have a secret admirer you are not aware of and you start a relationship with someone other than them and your secret admirer has his/her little heart broken. I wouldn’t know if that has happened if that was the case. I’d like to think that I have a lot of intense secret admirers though, so I’m going to go ahead and say “Yes, I have broken many hearts.” Also, by way of information, I put “his/her” because the gender of the reader will change, not because I feel like a lot of men are crushing on me. We clear on this?
Cried when someone died: Yes'm
Flashed someone: My privates? They are called such for a reason folks.
Lied: Oooh, famous for it, I am.
Laughed so hard you fell off your chair: Maybe
Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call: No. I am not the phone type.
Saved any txt messages: no
Saved e-mails: temporarily
Wished you were someone else: not really, I like what I’m working with here
Wished you were a member of the opposite sex: no
Made out with JUST a friend?: WOOOOOHEEEEE boy howdy
Been rejected?: I’ve made a habit of it
Been in love?: Oh It’s so hard to tell the difference between love and lust. Isn’t it guys? Am I right?....no, I’ve not been in love.
Used someone: I’m sure of it
Been cheated on?: Not to my knowledge. Why would any one?
Done something you regret?: HAVEN’T WE ALL?
First Thing That Comes to Mind---------------------------
Red: roses
Blue: deep blue sea
Happy: thoughts
Autumn: those blocks that spell out the word that’s in an office just down the hall from where I work.
Cow: bell
What Is------------------------------------------
Your good luck charm: I don’t think I have one. That will need to change. That why I’ve had all this bad luck
Stupidest thing you have ever done: I skipped this question in my original post and I apologize. I told myself i would come back to it when I had more time to sort through the many experiences. I'm still struggling to think of a good one to share over the internet. I feel like taking fluorescent light bulbs from an elementary school dumpster and breaking them all over the place at a school with only one way in and out for a car and having someone call the police and when we heard the sirens removing my shirt and covering the license plate and driving at a fantastic speed to find an appropriate hiding spot was a stupid thing. also getting membranous glomerulonephritis was a bad idea. Learn from my mistakes friends. Please.
Whats your room like: Well, it is in the attic. There is a good amount of floor space but a poor amount of ceiling space due to the slanted ceiling. It is strictly wood with some rugs placed on one half of it. It is accesed by pull down step ladder and is kept blazing hot in the summer and freezing in the winter.
Your most prized possession: my broken washburn
Last thing you said: “You be safe”
Last thing you ate: A barbecue chicken sandwhich and some French onion sun chips. I don’t recommend that sandwhich, it was pretty soggy.
Fave song: Pachelbel's Canon in D major
What kind of shampoo do you use?: that Suave Strawberry mountain rush stuff.
The best thing that has happened to you this year: getting to see my family again
Have You Ever Had------------------------------------------
Chicken pox: YES, there is proof of it in the little mark they make when you rip them off on my forehead
Sore Throat: oh yeah, it was the start of the cold I am currently battling
Cold: why yes!
Stitches: Yes, in my head. It was a fascinating story of triumph and coming of age. Also I saved a small child and a family of endangered animals. I’ll tell you all about it some day
Bloody nose: oh yes, this dry mountain air will do nothing if not give you a bloody nose.
Scars: many, I feel that they remind me that the past is real, I tear my heart open just to feel. Who ever can name that song will win a hug and kiss
Do You------------------------------------------
Believe in love at first sight: I’ve yet to experience so I feel like I should remain neutral
Enjoy parks: oh yeah. Who doesn’t?
Like picnics: I suppose I like the idea of them. I can not remember actually going on one myself. I will have to remedy that
Like school: sometimes
What schools have you gone to: Winnie the Pooh preschool in Leesburg Virginia, Highland elementary in Naperville illinois, Union Mill elementary in Centreville Virginia, Rocky Run middle School in Chantilly Virginia, Centreville Highschool in Centreville Virginia and BYU
Would You------------------------------------------
Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000: oh ABSOLUTELY
Go to a hanson concert if you had a free ticket: if it was close by and I didn’t have much else to do, I would
Kill someone you didn’t know for 15 billion dollars: no….well….no
Who------------------------------------------
Who is the last person that called you: Eric Fetching Cottrell
Who was the last person you slow danced with: I did a bit of a hip hop slow jam with a miss Brooke Brown for a hot minute
Makes you laugh the most: My roommates
Makes you smile: beautiful hunnies
Can make you feel better no matter what: beautiful hunnies
Who was the last person you touched?: oooh…I’d rather not say….
You talked to last: my coworker daniel
You hugged?: My not being able to remember makes me think that I need to be more huggable. I hearby make a pact to hug more.
You yelled at: oh im sure it was preston for always breaking wind in a horrible manner
Told you they loved you: My mom
Text you last: BKB in response to my love text
Is your loudest friend: oh I don’t know
Do You/Are You------------------------------------------
Do you like filling these out: it certainly kept me busy for a while
Do you like yourself: what's not to like?
Do you get along with your family? Very much so
Do you do drugs? OTC
Color your hair?: no
Have piercings below the waist?: 2
Habla espanol?: no
Stolen anything over $50: no
Smoke: no
Obsessive: no
Anorexic: little bit