Mikey Watched Frozen

Disney's "Frozen" was a complex journey that touched the hearts of all audience members. However, Disney had ulterior motives behind this flick.

It was a movie made to gross millions of dollars.

That is all.

I Just Need Somebody To Love

It took just under 1 year to get 200 views. In order to earn the title of "viral" I believe you need at least 1,000,000 views. Look out year 7011, Gale is going to be famous!

I sat in the passenger seat of a stranger's truck as we pulled off the road into what seemed like a vacant parking lot. My window was down and it was nice outside. I heard a young voice call out:

"Excuse me"

I looked up to see a 5 year old african american boy trying for my attention . I made eye contact with him and he asked a good question.

"You ever shot a man?"

"What's that?" I asked, sure that I heard him wrong.

He pointed down at the asphalt and then nothing more was said. I didn't see anything on the ground so I can only assume he was threatening me.

I just played Minesweeper for about 5 minutes. Without fail, every second click of my mouse landed on a mine. I will never win the lottery.